I realize it may be a step down from Worst Person on Earth to be only the most SEXIST blogger in the CNMI, but I'm willing to make the sacrifice. Go ahead and vote for Bruce Schwartz-n-egger Bateman for Most SEXIST. Change your vote if you have already cast it. Only the Austrian secret police will know.
On the house Snittzengruber's all around if I win.
Remember, Vee are keepink a lissst and Czech-ing it daily, so cast your vote reich now. Hut Hut.