Thursday, July 12, 2007

Auf coarse he isss zee most SEXIST

Of Course this is gratuitous and denigrating (but you have to work extra hard to be Most SEXIST)!!

I realize it may be a step down from Worst Person on Earth to be only the most SEXIST blogger in the CNMI, but I'm willing to make the sacrifice. Go ahead and vote for Bruce Schwartz-n-egger Bateman for Most SEXIST. Change your vote if you have already cast it. Only the Austrian secret police will know.

On the house Snittzengruber's all around if I win.

Remember, Vee are keepink a lissst and Czech-ing it daily, so cast your vote reich now. Hut Hut.


glend558 said...

Hello Bruce: Thanks for the invite so here I am. I have added you to my links. I am also going to do a post on one of your favorite pet peeves, it will be #393. Also I think they need a space for either an "other" or a write in space, in the contest, so we can vote for ourselves. Just kidding.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Well, Glen I think the original contest may have been a short sheet rig.

Welcome, and I'll take a look at your blog #393.

bigsoxfan said...

Hey Bruce re. your middle road comment. Don't hold back so much, let your true feelings out. Wouldn't want to see you stroke out in the spam aisle. I see the MVA is going to re-do Kalabera' cave. I see too much concrete, no shade, and lights which don't work. I'll have to send you a pic of the mongolian solution to bad streetlights. When an errant vehicle damages the wires at the base of the pole, they string a line from the light across the street. Imagine that. Cheers, Mark Good luck with the sexist blogger, I can vote for that.

Harry Blalock said...

Ok Bruce, I'm thinking you've used some unnatural male enhancement formula to try scamming some votes here. And you're wrong about the shaved head, it's the secret, I'm telling you!

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Thanks, Harry...I'm buying a razor. So far, the steroids don't seem to be working.

Mark, did you get a chance to go to the wedding of the world's tallest man? It was held in your neighborhood over in Inner Mongolia. Just a few days away by pony. He's 7'9" and it looks like his new wife is one of those 4'11"ers. Aught to be fun at the local dance.

Yeah, MVA will probably scoop it out with a backhoe and fill it with plastic statues of, what else (?), the Sipanda. Actually the concept isn't bad. We need new and interesting tourist venues on island. That COULD be a good one, but I'm not counting on the quality until I see it.

bigsoxfan said...

Hey Bruce, I'm sitting tight and waiting for the flame wars to break out on the saipan blogs. I'm, also trying to figure out what to do with the mugshot of the gov. Wonder how long before that gets papered around town? Wonder if the gov. will make it back from DC?
The tall fellow is from inner mongolia, about 300 miles south via Camel, two humped here. The local horses are a bit small for me and I'm against animal cruelty. Funny, there are some tall Mongolians, I've seen a few my size. Sent the wife over to ask one where he buys his shoes, as I'm lacking some good hiking shoes, but alas, his feet were small for his body. so it goes, break out the abestos underwear.