Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Shameless Commercialism

In the public interest, of course.
Come on over to Porky's this Wednesday, and every Wednesday for a smoke-free eating and drinking environment. If you want to smoke you can but we ask that you smoke outside at the gazebo bar or the beach patio.

Also remember every Friday from 5:30 or 6PM to About 8PM until election day there will be a "Meet the Candidate" open mic, platform stance, Q&A session with someone seeking election. Any party, any candidate, any friday. No fundraising allowed. Discussion only.
Hope to see you there.
Also on this Friday the 24th, Angelo says "We are going to announce the winners of the Micronesian Challenge Photo Contest at an event on Friday at Grand Hotel during Happy Hour. The top 10 photographers will get a Beautify CNMI! prize pack and the Grand Prize winner will get a one night stay at Aqua Resort".


Bruce A. Bateman said...

This week it is Absalon Waki.

bigsoxfan said...

Marketing genius, Bruce. If you can book Tina S., you'll pack the joint. Oh, and an excellant public service, also.

Simon Barrett said...

No Smoking? What about if it rains?

BoReGo said...

I was there!

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Thanks Mark. Me 'n Einstein were sitting around the bar the other evening and came up with this idea. He resisted at first, but I told him he could just turn his pipe upside down when toking and the earth’s gravitational field would time warp him into Porky's smokers nirvana. He said, "Wow Bruce, E=MC2!!"

If it rains, Simon, we issue little umbrellas with a tiny clamp that keeps the cigs burning even in a downpour.

(Actually we have a nice covered Gazebo Bar and also have big beach umbrellas on the Beach Patio plus a covered vestibule).

Thanks for coming Borego...I was at the diver's meeting. Speaking of which: Big divers and families party and BBQ at Porky's on Sept 8th. All invited

Brad said...

Well, my wife and I will be arriving Sept. 6th (we just bought our airline tickets) so we should be able to make it to the BBQ post-dive party on Sept 8th. Porky's is one of the places I keep hearing mentioned on the blogosphere but I've never seen it so this should be a good chance.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Great, Brad, see you at Porky's! Looking forward to meeting you. You'll enjoy Saipan and the great diving here.

Anonymous said...

who's there this week?