Thursday, February 21, 2008

Lucky Scarface Castro


Since the Sicilian Mafia seems to be on the downswing in the US according to recent 'bust' features in major national newspapers, I suggest we help revitalize this needy group by overthrowing the now powerless Castro regime and replacing it with some of the good folks who were ousted in 1959. Namely, the Mafioso.


We could keep an eye on them and everyone interested could fly down for a pleasure junket once in a while. Their economy would boom and America would have a new playground once again. Everyone wins, (except Raul...and hey, we could make him a croupier at the Havana Hilton....good tips).

3 comments:

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Cuba is a nation that offers her citizens free breast implants. I thought I'd just point that out.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

And to think I have reviled socialized medicine all these years.

KAP said...

I'm just tired of bumming cigars off of Michael Moore.